Molly O’Malia
Never mind how sexual that sounds, the real story is that the rapper who has been flirting with Molly O’Malia (14) on social media, has been exposed. His defence? He didn’t know she was underage, although she claims otherwise.
And judging by her photo, who can really blame him…No reasonable 14 year-old looks like that!
Molly on the right
So since ‘innocent’ guys can no longer rely strictly on looks to decipher how old a girl is, we are going to share 5 other ways through which you can spot underage girls to avoid being caught in the trap of destiny destroyers. Amen?
1. LOLs
You can know a girl is underaged by how often she uses abbreviated texts e.g LOL, ROTFL, OOMF, STFU, etc. and emojis. Any girl who cannot text you a sentence without using either abbreviated text or an emoji is definitely underaged.
2. Attention
Any girl that is overly needy is definitely underaged. RUN!
3. Time Spent Online
If you meet a girl and she’s online 24/7/365 days a year, she most definitely is underage. A grown woman will definitely be too busy to spare all that time for Instagram.
4. They Never Walk Alone
Just like Liverpool FC, these girls never walk alone. They move in twos, threes or hundreds. No quiet or alone time for these little girls…
5. Trivia
All you need to do is ask her a basic question that only an 18+ girl would know e.g Do you know the Remedies?
These basic tricks will definitely help you spot any underaged daughter of Jezebel that will try to get you into trouble.
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